Smash: How about it, QB1? Think you can get the V-chip out of Julie before I can work my magic?
Matt: I think you should shut up.
Smash: Oh, come on, man. What, you afraid of a little bet or something?
Matt: I think it's a good time to stop talking.
[Smash and Matt both look over and see Coach Taylor standing there]

Smash: There's something else I gotta say. Yeah, I like myself, and I love football. I love it. I love the game. I love the crowds. I love the attention. I love being a star. I can't help it. It's a beautiful thing it's just who I am, it's how God made me. I like you a lot, Waverly. I mean more than I've ever liked any other girl. But if you don't like me for me then I gotta live with it ‘cause I can't be nobody but the Smash. Yes, I like talking about myself in the third person. Something tells me deep down inside you like it too.
Waverly: I'll see you around, Smash.

Smash: You feeling OK?
Waverly: I feel wonderful...why are you asking me, why?
Smash: You seem a little different lately.
Waverly: It's cause, cause I'm alive, because I'm feeling the world. If that's different then sign me up, I'm different. I'm great. All right, it's like this. I was taking some medication for a while and now I'm off of it.
Smash: What kind of medication?
Waverly: It was like this stuff for, uh, mood disorder. It's really no big deal. I'm better now; I've got it under control. I don't need drugs to keep me straight.

Smash: You move us to Dillon to get us out the ghetto, or to get us away from Dad?
Mama Williams: You don't know what you're talking about.
Smash: No, I really want to bring it up. Like we--we should talk about this.
Mama Williams: You need to shut your mouth.
Smash: Mama, I'm serious--
Mama Williams: Take your smart mouth and your plate and get away from my table. You don't talk to me like that.

Tami: [about a house for sale] Pretty great, right?
Coach Taylor:: Honey, as much as I would love to give this to you, and the kids, and myself...it's a beautiful house. It's a lot of money. If we did this I wouldn't sleep I would be so worried. It would bury me. We can't do this. I'm sorry.
Tami: I don't need this house. I don't. 'Cause I got you and I got Jules, and Gracie Bell. And I have the best life. I don't need this house.

Tami: [about Julie] She's humiliated and ashamed.
Coach Taylor: She better be!
Tami: Our daughter is broken right now. She needs our compassion.

Tami: [about Lila] It was medieval; you know it was like the Scarlet Letter or something watching that girl walk across the cafeteria and everybody just glared at her.
Coach Taylor: That's High School; at least they didn't burn her at the goal post.

Tami: [to Julie] I think it's good you're questioning your faith, I just want you to have faith...something that you can hold on to, when I can't hold on to you.

Tami: Are you and Matt Saracen having sex?
Julie: No.....we're thinking about it.
Tami: You're thinking about it. Are you thinking about pregnancy, are you thinking about sexually transmitted diseases?
Julie: Well, I mean obviously that's why he's buying condoms.
Tami: Oh, I see, so you're just buying condoms and then when you buy condoms that just makes you ready to make love to somebody.
Julie: [smiles] Making love?
Tami: Don't do that, don't you smirk at me right now, I am very upset. You are not allowed to have sex. You're fifteen years old.

Tami: Can I help you make the decision?
Coach Taylor: Sure, go ahead. Make the decision. What's your decision? Make the call.
Tami: Start Saracen.
Coach Taylor: Start Saracen? I cannot start Matt Saracen.
Tami: Start Voodoo.
Coach Taylor: I don't want to start Voodoo.
Tami: Start me.
Coach Taylor: [laughs] I would love to start you.

Tami: I love that about you.
Coach Taylor: What? That I can't make a decision to save my life?
Tami: No. That you make the decision with such a conscience. What other coach would think like that? I think it's because you're a teacher first. You--you are a molder of men. And I find that admirable, and I find that very sexy.

Tami: It's becoming a thing. I mean, it's a thing. And you know what thing it is, it's that thing that we always knew was going to happen to our little girl. It's that thing--that thing's happening now.
Coach Taylor: Well, at least she's not interested in a serial killer, or one of the Riggins.

Tami: Let's have a barbecue.
Coach Taylor: What?
Tami: Let's have a morale building barbecue.
Eric: You said it. I didn't say anything.

Tami: They'd like to replace the current dean with me and I would like to do it.
Coach Taylor: Well that's in Philadelphia.
Tami: Yeah.
Eric: That's a long commute.
Tami: We'd have to move there.
Eric: We live in Texas.

Tami: Wanna fool around?
Coach Taylor: Do you?
Tami: Mm-yeah.
Coach Taylor: I don't sense a true commitment from that.