Basil: Madam, may I ask do you have a hearing aid?
Mrs Richards: What?
Basil: [shouting] A hearing aid!
Mrs Richards: Yes I do have a hearing aid!
Basil: Would you like me to get it mended?
Mrs Richards: Mended? It's working perfectly fine.
Basil: No it isn't!
Mrs Richards: I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
Basil: Why not?
Mrs Richards: The battery runs out. Now what sort of reduction are you prepared to give me on this room?
Basil: [whispering] 60% if you turn it on.
Mrs Richards: What?!
Basil: My wife handles all such matters, she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
Mrs Richards: I will.
Basil: (muttering) you heard that all right didn't you...
[Mrs Richards comes down the stairs]
Mrs Richards: What?
Basil: [shouting] A hearing aid!
Mrs Richards: Yes I do have a hearing aid!
Basil: Would you like me to get it mended?
Mrs Richards: Mended? It's working perfectly fine.
Basil: No it isn't!
Mrs Richards: I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
Basil: Why not?
Mrs Richards: The battery runs out. Now what sort of reduction are you prepared to give me on this room?
Basil: [whispering] 60% if you turn it on.
Mrs Richards: What?!
Basil: My wife handles all such matters, she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
Mrs Richards: I will.
Basil: (muttering) you heard that all right didn't you...
[Mrs Richards comes down the stairs]
Basil : Madam, may I ask do you have a hearing aid?
Mrs Richards : What?
Basil : [ shouting ] A hearing aid!
Mrs Richards : Yes I do have a hearing aid!
Basil : Would you like me to get it mended?
Mrs Richards : Mended? It's working perfectly fine.
Basil : No it isn't!
Mrs Richards : I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
Basil : Why not?
Mrs Richards : The battery runs out. Now what sort of reduction are you prepared to give me on this room?
Basil : [ whispering ] 60% if you turn it on.
Mrs Richards : What?!
Basil : My wife handles all such matters, she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
Mrs Richards : I will.
Basil : (muttering) you heard that all right didn't you...
[ Mrs Richards comes down the stairs ]
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