Sister: Yes, yes. We must have our little jokes, mustn't we?
Basil: Yes, we must, mustn't we? My god, you're ugly aren't you? Mind boggling!
Sister: I'll get the Doctor.
Basil: You need a plastic surgeon dear, not a doctor.
Series 2

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