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All Seasons
 Season 1  



Dr. Morgenstern: The unit's looking to you, Mark. You set the tone.

Benton: Do you know how to start an IV?
Carter: Uh, actually, no.
Benton: I thought you were third year.
Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry.
Benton: The well-dressed specialties, huh?

Mae Benton : Carter? You got people in Tennessee?
Carter: On my father's side.
Mae Benton : I think his people owned our people.

Haleh: [discussing Deb's examination of an unconscious Carter] The term isn't average male genitalia, it's normal male genitalia.

Benton: (having first spotted Carter) Oh, no! Would you look at this?
Mark: That's the first tailored white coat I've ever seen.
Benton: Isn't he lovely?
Susan: Lovely.
Mark: Do you think he knows anything?
Ross: He knows how to dress.

Carter: You ever get used to this?
Benton: Used to what?
Carter: Going on three hours sleep.
Benton: Anything more than three hours and I'm sluggish all day.

Hicks: When I was a resident, I was always worried about getting people's approval, the attendings', the patients', maybe because I was a woman, a black woman. Life was a lot easier once I got over it. Don't let the patients get to you, Dr. Lewis. We treat them as soon as we can and there's no need to apologize for how long it takes. We are a busy hospital, not a restaurant.

Carter: What's he doing?
Susan: Practicing one-handed knots. He'd do it with his teeth if he could.
Benton: No I wouldn't. You can't wear a glove on your teeth.

Benton: [Carter gives him an H&P on a patient] Mother's maiden name?
Haleh: He's kidding.

Doug: I thought you were some kind of saint. I was going to start calling you Mahatma.

Doug: [talking about Linda Farrell] Serious? Our longest phone conversation is "Get over here."

Carter: Oh God, I killed Santa.

Doug: [to Carol] Tell him that you don't love me. Tell him that you don't think about me when you're with him.

Carter: You ever put in a foley?
[Deb shakes her head.]
Carter: You're in for a treat.

Doug: I'm not a grownup doctor.
Lydia: We all know that, but everyone else's busy.