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Christine Whitney: I never saw you as the social-networking type.
Mac: Actually, it wasn't my decision to set that up. That was some colleagues of mine having a little fun.
Christine Whitney: That explains the blankest profile page in the history of the Internet.
Mac: How do you know that I wasn't trying to be mysterious?
Christine Whitney: Because you're one of the most transparent people I know.

Christine Whitney: Oh, um, that anniversary party for my parents tomorrow night, uh, you agreed to endure...don't worry about it.
Mac: Whoa, you're dumping me?
Christine Whitney: No. I just don't want you to feel obligated with all that's going on. I mean, my whole family would love to see you, but, well, you know how they can be.
Mac: I'm sure I can handle it. I'll be here.
Christine Whitney: Okay. I gave you an out. You've been warned.
Mac: You make it sound dangerous (Both smile).

Christine: (answering the phone) Hello, Mac Taylor.
Mac: Christine, did I get you at a bad time?
Christine: No, perfect, actually. How do I murder a produce guy and get away with it?
Mac: Well, you could always hit him over the head with a coconut, but you'd be better off using that for a pi�a colada.
Christine: Yeah. Point very well taken. Besides, overpriced coconuts probably warrant something closer to a misdemeanour rather than a full-blown felony, right?

Claire Taylor: Oh, my God.
(Loud crash)

Claire Taylor: What would you do without me?

Claire Taylor:This is crazy, Mac. There are still so many people inside.
Mac Taylor: Claire, look, I know you want to help. Listen to me. Just stay on the phone and get as far away as you can.
(Jet engine roaring)

Danny and Hawkes: Boom!
(Lindsay laughs)

Danny Messer: (About Lindsay) Where's... Adam and, erm... what's-her-name?

Danny Messer: Technology.
Don Flack: Got to love it.

Danny: (Processing a bicycle) Hey, so what do you think of this fancy getaway vehicle?
Lindsay: Doesn't exactly seem like the expected mode of travel for a Russian hit man.

Danny: (To Lindsay, throwing a queen of spades card in her direction) My queen!

Danny: Climbed a lot of trees back in Montana, didn't you?
Lindsay: Damn straight, city boy.
Danny: Was that before or after you started cow tipping?
Lindsay: (Fakes a laughter) Wow!
Danny: What?
Lindsay: (Pretending) Is that a snake?
Danny: (Jumping out of his skin) Where? What?

Danny: How you doing, Pavel?
Pavel Danshov: (As he is being pinned against his car and handcuffed) Not so good. Looks like I got another parking ticket.
Flack: I think that's gonna be the least of your problems.

Danny: I'm coming to the rescue, 'cause it looks like you have wrinkles all over your forehead...
Lindsay: It's not a wrinkle. It's a frown.

Danny: Jo, I don't care what everybody says around here, you're good.