CSI: NY quotes
0 total quotesSheldon Hawkes: Hey Sid, We're not always right, but it's not always because we are wrong.
Sid: (about their vic) There are 206 bones in the human body. Richard Caldrone broke 204 of them.
Stella: Well, jumping off a bridge has a tendency to do that.
Stella: Well, jumping off a bridge has a tendency to do that.
Sid: Did you know that between 400 and 1400 A.D. there was a common belief that mummia was a potent medicine with curative powers? People used to grind up mummy parts and put them on their bodies to get well when they were sick.
Stella: (musing) Mmm, take two milligrams of mummy and call me in the morning.
Sid: (chuckles) Something like that.
Mac: Sid, I thought you had hobbies outside of work.
Sid: I take it my interest in the history of my profession and the fascinating world of the post-mortem does not strike you as an enjoyable pastime?
Mac: (to Stella) Let's take him to a Jets game this weekend
Stella: (musing) Mmm, take two milligrams of mummy and call me in the morning.
Sid: (chuckles) Something like that.
Mac: Sid, I thought you had hobbies outside of work.
Sid: I take it my interest in the history of my profession and the fascinating world of the post-mortem does not strike you as an enjoyable pastime?
Mac: (to Stella) Let's take him to a Jets game this weekend
Sid: I'm thinking maybe I missed something.
Mac: Sid, Natalie was pronounced dead in Michigan. Why are you blaming yourself?
Sid: Because I dismissed her mother's suspicion as that of a grieving parent. Perhaps if I'd looked more closely, I might have been able to prevent the death of her teammate.
Mac: Sid, Natalie was pronounced dead in Michigan. Why are you blaming yourself?
Sid: Because I dismissed her mother's suspicion as that of a grieving parent. Perhaps if I'd looked more closely, I might have been able to prevent the death of her teammate.
Sid: I'm thinking she had an allergic reaction to something. Question is: was it intentional or accidental?
Mac: Well, even if it was accidental, we're still dealing with someone who dumped her body into a hot tub rather than call 911.
Mac: Well, even if it was accidental, we're still dealing with someone who dumped her body into a hot tub rather than call 911.
Sid: When something presses on an exit wound in a manner that restricts the expansion and tearing of the victim's skin, we call it a shored wound. Shored wounds appear smaller than usual and can be mistaken for an entrance wound.
Stella Bonasera: How's it going?
Danny Messer: Feeling old.
Stella Bonasera: I'd say it was the cold weather, but you're too young for aches and pains like that.
Danny Messer: Well, Mac asked Adam to develop our vic's roll of film. Kid had no idea what he was talking about. Digital generation.
Stella Bonasera: I hope you hit him.
Danny Messer: Oh, I did.
Danny Messer: Feeling old.
Stella Bonasera: I'd say it was the cold weather, but you're too young for aches and pains like that.
Danny Messer: Well, Mac asked Adam to develop our vic's roll of film. Kid had no idea what he was talking about. Digital generation.
Stella Bonasera: I hope you hit him.
Danny Messer: Oh, I did.
Stella Bonasera: We've got an impact mark. [Checks with the scanner] Hey Mac. Take a look at this.
Mac Taylor: That's pure gold.
Danny Messer: I can top that. Just found this, in his shoe print.
Stella Bonasera: Four leaf clover?
Mac Taylor: Natural genetic mutation. There's only one for every ten thousand three leaf clover.
Don Flack: Hang on a second. Gold, four leaf clover, right before St. Patricks Day? Where the hell are we, at the end of the rainbow? [Stella chuckles]
Mac Taylor: I'll tell you this much, neither one of these guys had the luck of the irish.
Mac Taylor: That's pure gold.
Danny Messer: I can top that. Just found this, in his shoe print.
Stella Bonasera: Four leaf clover?
Mac Taylor: Natural genetic mutation. There's only one for every ten thousand three leaf clover.
Don Flack: Hang on a second. Gold, four leaf clover, right before St. Patricks Day? Where the hell are we, at the end of the rainbow? [Stella chuckles]
Mac Taylor: I'll tell you this much, neither one of these guys had the luck of the irish.
Stella Bonasera: You think I'm trying too hard?
Don Flack: We all have a Marina Garito, Stella.
[Stella nods for him to tell him]
Don Flack: We all have a Marina Garito, Stella.
[Stella nods for him to tell him]
Stella: (as he looks on at the interigations) Sam, you were next.
Sam Baker: What?
Stella: Your life was insured for over $5 million dollars. In order to become a legitimate beneficiary, Debbie called herself your fiance in all of the paperwork.
Sam Baker: I can't believe this is happening. I was living on the streets. She helped me get a place.
Stella: This was all part of the plan. Debbie and Grace waited two years, enough time for the policies to mature and pay out at maximum benefits, no matter what the manner of death. Most likely, Sam, in a week, you'd have been dead.
Sam Baker: What?
Stella: Your life was insured for over $5 million dollars. In order to become a legitimate beneficiary, Debbie called herself your fiance in all of the paperwork.
Sam Baker: I can't believe this is happening. I was living on the streets. She helped me get a place.
Stella: This was all part of the plan. Debbie and Grace waited two years, enough time for the policies to mature and pay out at maximum benefits, no matter what the manner of death. Most likely, Sam, in a week, you'd have been dead.
Stella: (entering with a mug in her hands) I just finished my third cup of coffee. Figured you could probably use one.
Lindsay: Oh, thanks, Stella. Thought we weren't supposed to drink in the lab?
Stella: We aren't, but at some point, the human body either requires sleep or massive quantities of caffeine.
Lindsay: God bless you.
Lindsay: Oh, thanks, Stella. Thought we weren't supposed to drink in the lab?
Stella: We aren't, but at some point, the human body either requires sleep or massive quantities of caffeine.
Lindsay: God bless you.
Stella: (helping Mac carry a Christmas tree) So you had to pick the biggest one, huh?
Mac: It's a Taylor family tradition. Every Christmas we visit all the tree lots looking for that one. And then the day after New Year's, when everybody puts their trees out by the curb, my dad would drive us around the neighbourhood to see if we could find a bigger one than ours.
Stella: And?
Mac: 17 Taylor Christmases, never once did we find a tree that beat us.
Mac: It's a Taylor family tradition. Every Christmas we visit all the tree lots looking for that one. And then the day after New Year's, when everybody puts their trees out by the curb, my dad would drive us around the neighbourhood to see if we could find a bigger one than ours.
Stella: And?
Mac: 17 Taylor Christmases, never once did we find a tree that beat us.
Stella: (seeing Danny walk without help) Hey! On your own two feet and looking good, Messer.
Danny: Not bad, huh? First the wheelchair, now no more cane. Done.
Stella: Yeah. You know, that was one of the scariest moments and I'll never forget it when you said you couldn't move your legs.
Danny: When I saw the blood on my hands, I mean, I thought that was it.
Stella: Yeah, well, it wasn't your time.
Danny: Yeah, let's go with that.
Danny: Not bad, huh? First the wheelchair, now no more cane. Done.
Stella: Yeah. You know, that was one of the scariest moments and I'll never forget it when you said you couldn't move your legs.
Danny: When I saw the blood on my hands, I mean, I thought that was it.
Stella: Yeah, well, it wasn't your time.
Danny: Yeah, let's go with that.
Stella: (to Mac, after bending a vase that reveals a hidden room) I'll shoot you if you say ladies first.