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Sheldon Hawkes: Hey. I thought you'd left. You okay?
Lindsay Monroe: Yeah. Just, uh, tying up some loose ends. Have you seen Danny?
Hawkes: Yeah, he's out in the field.
Lindsay: (holding up a card) Could you, make sure that he sees this?
Hawkes: That's how you're going to tell him you're leaving? A card? At least call him. Give him a chance to say good-bye.

Sheldon Hawkes: I guess our vic's outta the race.
Danny Messer: And he finished dead last!

Sheldon Hawkes: It took three high-risk surgeries practicing my profession to realize that I didn't want to be the one who would stand over somone when they took their last breath. So, I took a job at the ME's office. Because I thought that if God did have a last say in death, I could at least do something about it if they were taken too soon. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Danny Messer: Hey, you're still a doctor, Sheldon.

Sid Hammerback: (looking at the body of their vic, who was sawed in half) Do I even need to state the cause of death?

Sid Hammerback: This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventilation must have been just optimum. I can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that��
Peyton Driscoll: All right, Sid, you can help.

Sid: (during the autopsy) Cause of death was not natural, he was in superb shape, lungs, heart, all the vital organs are near perfect.
Mac: So you're saying... he's actually still alive?

Sid: (to Sheldon & Mac about the victim) The rawness of the flesh indicates she was alive during the beheading, but I bet she didn't feel a thing. Her blood alcohol level was 0.26 blotto. The highest I've ever registered was 0.23, but that was in celebration of my first divorce, and I fell down a flight of stairs, didn't feel a thing.
[the team arrives to investigate a murder at a college fraternity party]

Sid: (with the impaled hotel concierge) When I was an intern, they brought in a guy who had fallen off a loading dock onto a container of steel reinforcement rods. Talk about a thousand points of light.

Sid: Tonya Nettles was stone-cold sober.
Danny Messer: Aren't most people when they're at work?
Sid: I'll ignore the implication of the question, detective.

Skateboard Shop Clerk: Those are collector's items!
Detective Danny Messer: And we're collecting them.

Stella Bonasera: Did some research on the Hydra.
Mac Taylor: Whoa, research - you're Greek, don't you know all that stuff?
Stella: Even we Greeks have to brush up on our mythology once in a while.

Stella Bonasera: Planning your fantasy death is the ultimate finale to life.
Don Flack: Yeah, but we're talking about an ice pick to the brain, Stella. I think you might be romanticizing.

Stella Bonasera: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
Danny Messer: I love that. How do they know? What'd they take a poll? '64% of dead people surveyed ...'

Stella Bonasera: They're all dressed as Holly Golightly.
Lindsay: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Except I don't get it. I don't remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.
Stella: You're right. It was a love story.
Lindsay: No love here.

Stella Bonasera: This case is different. Hell, I'm different. I know what it's like to be trapped in your home. And I have a vivid memory of that horrible moment when you realize the only way out is a bullet. I have no choice but to be emotionally involved in this case.