CSI: NY quotes
0 total quotesStella: Thanks for staying with me, Don.
Flack: Well, it's my job. Not to mention you're my friend.
Stella: Well, you're a very good friend.
Flack: Well, it's my job. Not to mention you're my friend.
Stella: Well, you're a very good friend.
Stella: That's it? No butler?
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.
Stella: Well you're gonna have to test it. Look around. Improvise.
Danny: Word of the day. Improvise.
Danny: Word of the day. Improvise.
Stella: You can take the girl out of high school, but you can't take the scars of high school out of the girl.
Stella: You wear spray-on stockings, correct?
Melanie: Yeah. Makes my legs look sexy, see? I don't like fishnets. They give me an itch. (runs her foot up Stella's leg)
Stella: Give it up, Melanie. I like men.
Melanie: Yeah. Makes my legs look sexy, see? I don't like fishnets. They give me an itch. (runs her foot up Stella's leg)
Stella: Give it up, Melanie. I like men.
Tony Collins: [holds up a bowl of live centipedes, a delicacy] Want one?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [really grossed out] Uh, no, I ate already.
Tony Collins: [nods sympathetically] They're not for everyone
Danny Messer: I'm from the upper east side.
[Messer takes one and eats it]
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [really grossed out] Uh, no, I ate already.
Tony Collins: [nods sympathetically] They're not for everyone
Danny Messer: I'm from the upper east side.
[Messer takes one and eats it]
woman 1: (walks to the crime scene and sees the victim)That's my husband! That's my husband!
woman 2: (walks to the crime scene few minutes later)That's my husband! That's my husband!
woman 2: (walks to the crime scene few minutes later)That's my husband! That's my husband!
(After finding a dead body dressed as Superman)
Stella: Hey, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's-
Flack: Matthew Palmer.
Stella: Hey, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's-
Flack: Matthew Palmer.
(As Mac's 'fishing' for the bullet in the gutter)
Midtown Fisherman: That's it, take your time, relax. Visualize. Become one with the gum.
Midtown Fisherman: That's it, take your time, relax. Visualize. Become one with the gum.
(backstage at the Kid Rock concert)
Security Guard: No passes, no access.
Lindsay: (holds up police badge) Will this do?
Security Guard: Hey, sorry. (Lets Lindsay and Mac pass)
Security Guard: No passes, no access.
Lindsay: (holds up police badge) Will this do?
Security Guard: Hey, sorry. (Lets Lindsay and Mac pass)
(in the hospital, Stella talks about her ex-boyfriend, Frankie, trying to remember what happened the night she was attacked in her apartment)
Stella: He'd never even been to my apartment. That was one of my rules, 'no guys in the apartment' in case something goes bad. That way I always have a safe place to go back to.
Stella: He'd never even been to my apartment. That was one of my rules, 'no guys in the apartment' in case something goes bad. That way I always have a safe place to go back to.
(Lindsay has interrogated Charlene)
Charlene: Any more questions?
Lindsay: No.
(Charlene starts to walk away)
Lindsay: Just a suggestion. Stay in town.
Charlene: Any more questions?
Lindsay: No.
(Charlene starts to walk away)
Lindsay: Just a suggestion. Stay in town.
(Mac and Hawkes enter the Jeffries' apartment.)
Mac Taylor: Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Hawkes: Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
Mac: I'll bite. What were you expecting?
Hawkes: I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
Mac: (cuts him off) All right, all right. I'm sorry I asked.
(all looking at the victim wearing a glitzy costume)
Mac Taylor: Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Hawkes: Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
Mac: I'll bite. What were you expecting?
Hawkes: I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
Mac: (cuts him off) All right, all right. I'm sorry I asked.
(all looking at the victim wearing a glitzy costume)
(Mac and Sid are examining Salvador Zabo's body)
Mac Taylor: Tattoo's been removed. Can you lift it?
Sid: I can lift the Titanic if you give me proper tools.
Mac Taylor: Tattoo's been removed. Can you lift it?
Sid: I can lift the Titanic if you give me proper tools.