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[investigating the scene above the canopy]
Aiden: Well, too bad birds can't talk because there's a robin's nest like twelve feet away.
Danny: Bird's-eye view.
Aiden: [laughing] You had to say it, right?
Danny: What are ya gonna do?

[Mac who previously made fun of Stella for her use of the word gooey, uses it himself]
Mac: Some sort of 'gooey' residue on the top of the piece of paper.
Stella: [smirks] Great choice of words.

[Paul Streyzewski is saying how he kissed the vic]
Flack: Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'

[sitting with their comatose victim in the hospital]
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.

[Stella and Flack just leave a loud altercation with Jordan, her father, and their lawyer]
Flack: When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.
Stella: I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?

[Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.

[Stella has just won a bet that she and Mac made on the outcome of the dog show]
Mac Taylor: You're going to make me pay?
Stella: Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
Mac: I thought you were kidding.
Stella: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

[Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing]
Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Mac Taylor: Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?
Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Stella Bonasera: I'm not much into baseball, but A-Rod's kind of hot.

[Stella talks to wife of man obsessed with amputating his leg]
Stella: You'll have to make arrangements with the ME's office for his body.
Wife: He didn't want his body when he was alive. I certainly don't want it now that he's dead.

[They arrive at a Japanese restaurant known for serving food on half-naked women]
Stella: Now that can't be sanitary.
Danny: Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.

[They just arrested a young woman at the sushi bar]
Danny: Here we are looking for the murderer at the table...
Stella: And here, the murderer is the table.

[They lift out what they thought was a trunk from the sand]
Stella: That's not a trunk. It's a box!
Mac: It's not a box. It's a coffin.

[to Sonny Sassone, a member of the self-proclaimed "next generation" of the Mafia]
Mac: Let me tell you something about the Mob. Back in their heyday, these old timers, they dealt in death and violence because of one thing: business. Not sport. They were smart. You punks are idiots.