CSI: NY quotes
0 total quotesDanny Messer: [during an autopsy of a decapitated man] Mr. Potato Head! The live version.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: More like the bloody, dead version!
Dr. Sid Hammerback: I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed!
Danny Messer: You? Obsessed? Nooo!
Detective Lindsay Monroe: More like the bloody, dead version!
Dr. Sid Hammerback: I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed!
Danny Messer: You? Obsessed? Nooo!
Danny Messer: [impressed] High school wrestling team?
Detective Jessica Angell: Four older brothers.
Detective Jessica Angell: Four older brothers.
Danny Messer: [looking at his brother Louie in a hospital bed after being beaten] I understand why you did what you did, and I love you.
Danny Messer: [looking at three trees lined up and noticing one is bent over] Guess which tree needs Viagra.
[Mac has shown Aiden an unsealed evidence packet]
[Mac has shown Aiden an unsealed evidence packet]
Danny Messer: [on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home without finding any bodies.
Danny Messer: [pacing around the floor while Mac is working with the DNA machine] Steady... steady is uh... good... great!
Danny Messer: [referring to a rock band] Wanna go see Rough Sects?
[Lindsay watches Mac shoot an arrow]
[Lindsay watches Mac shoot an arrow]
Danny Messer [to Lindsay]: Remember what I said about having a son?
Lindsay Monroe: Yeah.
Danny Messer: Never mind.
Lindsay Monroe: Yeah.
Danny Messer: Never mind.
Danny Messer :[processing their crime scene] You have a hall pass, young lady?
[Jo casually flashes her badge]
Danny Messer: All right, that'll do.
[Jo casually flashes her badge]
Danny Messer: All right, that'll do.
Danny Messer: (about a lipstick mark in the mirror of the victim's hotel room) Somebody's got to kiss and tell.
Danny Messer: (holding her in his arms for an experiment) Look you promised me drinks for this, but I think I'm going to need some dinner too.
Lindsay Monroe: I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.
Lindsay Monroe: I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.
Danny Messer: (joining Lindsay on the roof) Thought I'd find you up here. Is this your new spot?
Lindsay Monroe: Did I have an old one?
Danny Messer: (hugging her) Yes, you did... right here.
Lindsay Monroe: Did I have an old one?
Danny Messer: (hugging her) Yes, you did... right here.
Danny Messer: (laughing) Oh, how is the new girlfriend?
Don Flack: Keep walking, Messer.
Danny Messer: No, seriously, where did you meet her?
Don Flack: Met her at a charity event. Police/fire hockey game.
Danny Messer: So she's got teeth, or...?
Don Flack: Move!
(A dent in a car bounces back)
Don Flack: Keep walking, Messer.
Danny Messer: No, seriously, where did you meet her?
Don Flack: Met her at a charity event. Police/fire hockey game.
Danny Messer: So she's got teeth, or...?
Don Flack: Move!
(A dent in a car bounces back)