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Lindsay: The traditional weapon from Southern Africa is called a knob kerrie. It's a cross between a club and a walking stick.
Mac: Similar to the Shillelagh in Ireland, considered a gentleman's weapon.

Lindsay: These aren't like cop cars anymore, they're like spaceships.

Lindsay: What about this website? It's encouraging kids to hurt themselves. That can't be legal.
Mac: Contests aren't against the law. Neither is stupidity or bad judgement.

Lindsay: What are you thinking?
Danny: (eyes a stained Hawaiian hula-doll on the dashboard) Besides the fact that you and I have never had a honeymoon, I'm thinking that might be blood.

Lindsay: What if some people just aren't cut out to be parents?
Stella: Well, the fact that you already thought about all this tells me that you're gonna do just fine, Linds.

Lindsay: What?
Mac: What are you doing here? Where is Lucy?
Lindsay: She is in ballistics, analysing stria. (They both smile) Look, I have been here exactly 2 hours, I'm leaving in 40 minutes, I just wanted to fill in a few blanks in the case. You are paying me to work part-time, besides this lab would fall apart without me. (They laugh again)

Lindsay: Who called it in?
Adam: Couple from Iowa, in town to see Spider-Man on Broadway, after a walk in the park. Odds were pretty good they were going to see a dead body either way.

Lindsay: You mean to tell me that while I've been trying to get a lead out of an empty cardboard box, you've been here doing magic tricks?
Danny: Uh, it creates a diversion, helps me think.

Lisa Richards: Every now and then, a fan would stop him on the street, challenge him to a fight.
Jo: How would Ryan handle that?
Lisa Richards: He'd give them an autograph instead.

Lisa Richards: I don't watch Ryan fight anymore. Seeing him get hit is worse than someone hitting me. Hard to watch someone you love in pain.

Lisa Williams: Is this the part where I look at the bloody crime scene photo, break down in tears and confess to murder?
Flack: Only if you did it.

Lori Mandel: I'm three months pregnant. I don't want to die.
Season 5

Luke Blade: [talking about his next "trick"] And most importantly, it has be performed by a highly pissed off professional!

Luke Blade: [to Mac and Danny] If that's all detectives, I'm gonna go light myself on fire.

Luther Devarro: (about Mac) Fernando. Take a look at this man. If you're ever stupid enough to get arrested, this is the guy you want to put the handcuffs on. He's a fair man.