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Elizabeth Ferguson: Do you have any idea what 20 years of marriage can do to a person?
Mac: Then get a divorce.

Elizabeth Ferguson: Our marriage was a war, our divorce a cold war.

Ella McBride: You always so confident and sure of everything?
Detective Mac Taylor: 99.2% of the time.

Ellen Fielding: Laptops were stolen from an agency car two weeks ago. [Mac scoffs in disbelief] Maybe we could jam the phone somehow, close down the system?
Det. Mac Taylor: It's too late for that; we have a little under ninety minutes. By the time we close down every phone, every radio, every walkie-talkie...
Ellen Fielding: We can close down secure networks.
Det. Mac Taylor: It's not about the networks! Anyone can return a page! There are eight million New Yorkers, six million cell phones, any one of which could trigger the next bomb!
Season 3

Ellie Danville: I'll give this stupid school another shot.
Jo Danville: Thank you. I owe you one.
Ellie Danville: A new pair of soccer cleats and some shin guards?
Jo Danville: That's two (laughs) It's a deal.

Ellie Danville: Tyler is so lucky. He gets to do whatever he wants in college.
Jo Danville: You know, college is not that easy. Giant textbooks and really hard tests.
Ellie Danville: Tons of hot guys.
Jo Danville: What exactly do you know about hot guys? Don't you make me have to interrogate you.

Eva Hutton: I'm sorry, who?
Jo: Ron Ferguson. The same Ron Ferguson you were having an affair with.
Eva Hutton: What? Can we take a step back here? Because I don't know any Ron Ferguson.

Felicia Badman: (about a dead limousine driver) That jerk. He said he'd give me a pass if I...
Lindsey: If you...
Felicia: If I. And... I did.

Female tenant: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Flack: I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-
Female tenant: I asked you a question.
Flack: Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.
Female tenant: I ought to sue for harrasment.
[Female tenant slams door shut]
Flack: You have a good night now.

Fernando Flores: Why would I want to go anywhere else when I can learn from Mr. Devarro?
Luther Devarro: Learn from me? Learn from my mistakes. Fact is, you want to start out like me, you might end up like Panthro. Muerto.

Flack [to Sam Harris]: It's going to be a while before your brother wakes up. So in the meantime, I'm going to need you to help me catch the man who did this to him. Think you can do that? [shows Sam a small size NYPD shirt to get changed into] Make a real cop out of you.

Flack: (About Ali Rand) Think she's lying about the drugs?
Lindsay: It's not what I think, it's what the science says.
Flack: What are you going to do about the hearing tomorrow?
Lindsay: I'm gonna tell the truth. Based on what she just told us, the levels of GHB in her blood... they're not improbable. They're impossible.

Flack: (About Ali Rand) If she really did fabricate the rape story, there's definitely one guy who would want to confront her.
Lindsay: And John Curtis just got released on bail.

Flack: (about the pet leopard) Big house cat.
Terrence: You could say she puts this club on the map.
Flack: Not really into cats myself.
Terrence: Lemme guess, you're more K-9?
Danny: You're smarter than you look.

Flack: (about the vic's phone) Her cell's been ringing non-stop.
Mac: She's all dressed up. Someone is calling wondering where she is.
Flack: I dont have the heart to answer it and tell whoever it is the bad news that she's not gonna make it.