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Detective Don Flack: No, he can't!
Detective Danny Messer: Wanna make a little wager?
Detective Don Flack: $50 bucks?
Detective Danny Messer: I hate to take a colleague's money but for you, I'll be happy to make the exception! Come on!

Detective Don Flack: So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.
[Mac notices the missing pieces in the puzzles sent to Stella]

Detective Don Flack: Stop, Drop and Roll! You son of a bitch!

Detective Don Flack: The kids who found him claimed that their friend's football may have killed the man. [Stella and Mac both give him a look] I locked 'em up just for fun.

Detective Don Flack: Was it worth it, Greg?
Greg Hufheinz: What? You think I was in on it? Well, you're wrong. Dead wrong. Carl was like family.
Detective Mac Taylor: What was your cut? Did you get the money yet? How much did they pay you to sit by and watch while your family fried in the back of that truck?
Greg Hufheinz: I already told you I couldn't get out of the cab! I tried to call it in, but the radio didn't work!

Detective Don Flack: Well, I'm never going to get a better eyewitness account than this. What did you see?
[Mac is out on his first "date" since his wife died]

Detective Don Flack: What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.
[On his way home from work, Danny had found a body in the subway. They are now done with the case, and he is leaving to go home once again]

Detective Don Flack: Yeah, and nothing says "I love you back" like an order of protection.

Detective Don Flack: [about the students shot execution style] How did this happen? There were security guards at every one of the Endecott's Manhattan properties.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [about Darius] He's gotta be here somewhere.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Are we sure this is Darius?
Det. Mac Taylor: Take a good look at the position of these kids. Look familiar?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Yeah, those nurses in Midtown. He played in their blood.

Detective Don Flack: [Danny and Flack are at the basketball game talking about the guy winning $1 million] Never gonna happen!
Detective Danny Messer: Why, you think you could do it?
Detective Don Flack: You're kidding me? Boom, nothing but net, baby!
Detective Danny Messer: Oh, I think he can do it!
[after the name drawing]

Detective Jessica Angell: Thanks for the tip. Turn around.

Detective Lindsay Monroe: [Enters Mac's office] Mac. Hey. Remember that wedding in Italy I told you about in March?
Detective Mac Taylor: Girlfriend from college?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Very good. Well, they decided to postpone. So.
Detective Mac Taylor: You want back on the schedule?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Yeah.
Detective Mac Taylor: [Suspicious look] No problem.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Thanks.
[Leaves the office]

Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, I know you.
Detective Danny Messer: What's that supposed to mean?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: I just mean that I'm not expecting anything.

Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, you've been staring at that same piece of glass for five minutes. [Smirks] Can I bag it for you or are you waiting for it to turn back into sand?

Detective Lindsay Monroe: I guess you're one of those, "Do as I say, not as I do," daycare providers.