Thug: [After Brass is questioning them for beating a taxi driver who was supposedly fleeing a crime scene] If we were wearing badges, you guys would be giving us medals.
Brass: If you guys are wearing badges, I'm playing left wing in the NHL.
Brass: If you guys are wearing badges, I'm playing left wing in the NHL.
Thug : [After Brass is questioning them for beating a taxi driver who was supposedly fleeing a crime scene] If we were wearing badges, you guys would be giving us medals.
Brass : If you guys are wearing badges, I'm playing left wing in the NHL.
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