Greg: Oh, is that alcohol on a bug bite? That's like butter on burns, man. Wives' tale.
Nick: Yeah, this is the guy who told me to put hemorrhoid cream on my acne.
Greg: Worked, didn't it?
Nick: Yeah, this is the guy who told me to put hemorrhoid cream on my acne.
Greg: Worked, didn't it?
Greg : Oh, is that alcohol on a bug bite? That's like butter on burns, man. Wives' tale.
Nick : Yeah, this is the guy who told me to put hemorrhoid cream on my acne.
Greg : Worked, didn't it?
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