Pierce: Those floating Mexican skeletons were right. My life is over!
Jeff: Well, when we go to floating skeletons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?
Pierce: I'm old, Jeff.
Jeff: Pierce, I don't know how you spent the first sixty years, but I know in the last two months you've probably doubled the national average for amount of life lived per lifetime.
Pierce: Well, I do have a young, African-American friend now.
Jeff: Yeah, and, more importantly, you're dressed like a gladiator, in a desk fort that you built during a bad trip. If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you're a hero to everything that's ever lived.
Jeff: Well, when we go to floating skeletons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?
Pierce: I'm old, Jeff.
Jeff: Pierce, I don't know how you spent the first sixty years, but I know in the last two months you've probably doubled the national average for amount of life lived per lifetime.
Pierce: Well, I do have a young, African-American friend now.
Jeff: Yeah, and, more importantly, you're dressed like a gladiator, in a desk fort that you built during a bad trip. If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you're a hero to everything that's ever lived.
Pierce : Those floating Mexican skeletons were right. My life is over!
Jeff : Well, when we go to floating skeletons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?
Pierce : I'm old, Jeff.
Jeff : Pierce, I don't know how you spent the first sixty years, but I know in the last two months you've probably doubled the national average for amount of life lived per lifetime.
Pierce : Well, I do have a young, African-American friend now.
Jeff : Yeah, and, more importantly, you're dressed like a gladiator, in a desk fort that you built during a bad trip. If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you're a hero to everything that's ever lived.
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