Dean Pelton: [introducing the judges for Britta's trial] Our judges include myself, Dean Craig Pelton.
Duncan: Professor Ian Duncan.
Chang: Professor Ben Chang.
Duncan: Uh, no, you're a teacher, you're not a professor.
Chang: Maybe because I don't look like Ron Weasley.
Duncan: That's the difference, that's the qualifying factor.
Dean Pelton: Gentleman.
Jeff: Point of order. How can Señor Chang be one of the judges? He's the one accussing my client.
Chang: Well, you got Prince Charles over here, your drinking buddy.
Duncan: Oh, got me.
Dean Pelton: It sounds like there are two biases, one on each side, and I go both ways, so... let's strike that.

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