Mary: [saving Chuck and Sarah from Volkoff's assassins] Come with me if you want to live.

Mary: [toasting Chuck and Sarah] Many of you might not know me, but i'm Chuck's and Ellie's mom. Truth be told.... I was gone for a long time. Now that I am back in their lives, I sometimes overcompensate. But lucky for me, my soon-to-be daughter-in-law is very forgiving. She's never heard me say it but Sarah is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women that I have ever met. So I would like to propose this toast to her. Sarah, thank you for taking care of my Chuck. May you have many more adventures together, and may you always keep each other safe.

Mary: Charles is my son.
Volkoff: [pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?
Mary: Really.
Volkoff: [to Sarah] Really?
Sarah: Really.
Volkoff: [to Chuck] Really?
Chuck: Really!

Mary: We've had a our dinner, you met the family, we're leaving.
Volkoff: But what sort of potential father-in-law would I be if I didn't set an example. Chuck has to learn... you make a threat you have to follow through with it. [Volkoff cocks pistol] I didn't have to do that but I just really like the sound.
Mary: Alexei stop. [points her gun at Volkoff]
Volkoff: My love, what are you doing?
Mary: This is exactly why I didn't tell you about my family. You don't know how to love someone, you only know how to control them. But you should know that I could never love a man that could do anything to hurt my son. So drop it. [Volkoff lowers gun]
Mary: Alexei, you know I am loyal to you. But I will not return with you until you promise me that my family and their friends remain safe. And if they don't, I will end you.
Volkoff: You see. That is a real threat.[Volkoff walks away]
Mary: Chuck. I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you will trust me.
Chuck: Mom... I already do.

Morgan: [about Carina] I cannot be alone with that woman. She wants me. Badly. John, she desires my physical person!
Casey: And I'm hunting unicorns.

Morgan: [to Brody] Most important graphic novelist: Grant Morrison or Moore/Gibbons?
Brody: Kind of a Brian Vaughan man, myself.
Chuck: [interrupts a disapproving Morgan] Actually... I've always secretly felt that way.
[Chuck and Brody nod in agreement]

Morgan: [to Damien] Charlton Heston sci-fi question for you. What's cooler: Soylent Green or Omega Man?
Damien: Trick question. POTA.
Morgan: [whispering] Wow!
[Chuck nods his head in approval]

Morgan: [to Josie] Favorite Bond: Connery excluded?
Josie: I have no opinion about any of this. Why do men care so much about these things? Nothing you're asking me matters at all. [Bentley nods her head in approval]
Morgan: [whispering to a confused Chuck] What on earth is she talking about?

Morgan: [to Sarah, after they incapacitate the second Klüg brother] Spy high-five!

Morgan: [to Sarah] We all know there is a heart of gold underneath this cold exterior... [he places his hand over her heart]
Sarah: Morgan, please don't touch my chest.

Morgan: I get it, I know. You promised her you weren't gonna be a spy, you know? So she clearly cannot know about our little rogue spy team that we're gonna start here outside of the government, secret to the spy world, team of two, army of one, highway to the danger zone, live free or die hard...
Chuck: Buddy?
Morgan: Yeah.
Chuck: This is not the opening of a TV show. This is real life.

Morgan: I happen to be very good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn't know-I-looked look.

Morgan: I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about the ring.
Big Mike: Marriage isn't about a ring. It's a lifelong commitment of compassion and understanding. Especially for your spouse's idiot relations. All is forgiven.

Morgan: I thought we were past this. We're roomies. You've been training me hard. I've been in danger a ton of times. You love the Snack Packs I bring on missions. So why, suddenly, are you being this big jerk to me?
Casey: It's Alex. She's worried about you.
Morgan: Oh, wait, wait , wait. Okay, Okay. You're telling me you are being a jerk because you care?
Casey: Yeah. Fat load of good it's done me too. I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens, I can't protect you... then I broken a promise to my daughter.
Morgan: I see your dilemma.
Casey: Yeah.
Morgan: Everything is gonna be fine, trust me. Nothing will go wrong. Why did I just say that?
Casey: Hmmmm.

Morgan: Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.
Chuck: It was, is.
Casey: She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.
Chuck: Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.
Morgan: Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?
Chuck: Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.
Morgan: Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.
Casey: Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.
Morgan: It's exhausting just sitting here.
Chuck: Well. I really do that?
Casey: Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
Morgan: Yeah Chuck, be cool.
Chuck: Be cool.