Chuck quotes

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Stephen: [after the fight, about Sarah's skills] Does she have the Intersect, too?
Chuck: No, Dad. That's all her.

[After Daniel Shaw and other Ring agents apprehend Chuck and his father Stephen, Shaw steals the Governor]
Chuck: I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?
Shaw: You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.
Chuck: Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.
Shaw: Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]

[Chuck & Morgan watching Morgan's stakeout video]
Morgan: Twenty-one hundred & forty-three pm. There's a chill in the air & a hint of vanilla. [Chuck advances videotape] Man enters Casey's apartment.
Chuck: [Watching Morgan's recording and hearing a static sound] Is that static?
Morgan: Carrots, actually.
[Chuck stares at him]
Morgan: Well, I'm sorry, I get hungry on a stakeout.

[Chuck has adopted an assassin's persona]
Casey: Not bad, Bartowski.
Chuck: Who the hell is "Bartowski"?

[Stephen throws a knife at Chuck to prove he's the Intersect and Chuck catches it]
Stephen: I knew it! You downloaded the Intersect 2.0.
Chuck: You threw a knife at my face!
Stephen: Why would you do that, after I worked so hard to get the first one out?
Chuck: Dad! Knife! Face! What if you were wrong?
Stephen: I'm never wrong.