Chuck quotes

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Wally Roberts: [to Sarah and Casey] And you are?
Sarah: I'm, uh, Chuck's cousin, Sarah. And this is my boyfriend John.
Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.
[Casey feigns a laugh]

Zamir: Are you his doctor?
Chuck: Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?
Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.
[they shake hands]
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: And, doctor.
Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.
Alex: I'll be right outside... doctor.

[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]
Chuck: You...You...
Casey: Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
Chuck: No no, I love you!
Casey: Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.

[Colt is holding Chuck off the side of a building]
Colt: Hand it over.
Chuck: What'll you do if I give it to you?
Colt: To be honest, I'm a drop you.
Chuck: See this-this is what I'm talking about, we gotta work on your negotiating skills!