Chuck quotes
412 total quotesCasey: Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?
General Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Huh?
General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah: What are you saying, General?
General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
General Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Huh?
General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah: What are you saying, General?
General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
Casey: Sure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies and let them know to hold on a second because Chuck Bartowski needs to sort out his lady feelings.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you. [closes door]
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you. [closes door]
Chuck: [stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.
Jill:What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!
Jill:What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!
Chuck: [Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.
Chuck: [to Ellie] And I realize that Jill, Stanford and Bryce, that's a story from my past... But my new story is you, and Sarah, and these friggin yahoos. And sometimes it can be a real fun story.
Chuck: [to Sarah and Casey dressed as nerds] Either this is a mission or you two are very good at hiding your hobbies.
Chuck: [watching Lester's sales policy in action] That's gonna end badly.
Morgan: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
Morgan: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
Chuck: Buddy, what've I told you about direct confrontation with the Mighty Jocks, Mitt specifically?
Morgan: Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
Morgan: Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
Chuck: Casey, I'm handcuffed.
Casey: Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.
Chuck: I'm not going to break my bone!
Casey: Well in that case, you are screwed!
Casey: Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.
Chuck: I'm not going to break my bone!
Casey: Well in that case, you are screwed!
Chuck: Do I get a gun?
Sarah: Nope. You get to stay in the car.
Chuck: C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
Casey: [holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.
Sarah: You drop it.
Chuck: Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
Chuck: Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?
Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Sarah: Is that a "yes"?
Casey: One condition, he stays in the car.
Sarah: Agreed.
Chuck: Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
Chuck: In the car I go.
Sarah: Nope. You get to stay in the car.
Chuck: C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
Casey: [holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.
Sarah: You drop it.
Chuck: Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
Chuck: Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?
Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Sarah: Is that a "yes"?
Casey: One condition, he stays in the car.
Sarah: Agreed.
Chuck: Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
Chuck: In the car I go.
Chuck: Ellie, Awesome, I have made a very important decision. I am moving out...
Ellie: [Ellie gasps] Yes!
Chuck: And moving in with Morgan.
Ellie: NO!
Ellie: [Ellie gasps] Yes!
Chuck: And moving in with Morgan.
Ellie: NO!
Chuck: Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life isn't a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people that when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government espionage faction?"
Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?
General Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please, please hesitate.
General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!
General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!
General Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please, please hesitate.
General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!
General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!