Chuck quotes
412 total quotesSarah: That's funny.
Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh, plenty...believe me.
Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...
Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh, plenty...believe me.
Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...
Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
[Chuck and Sarah try to defuse the bomb]
Chuck: Okay. Okay, Intersect: flash! Show me how to do this.
Sarah: Did you flash?
Chuck: No, nothing. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby, don't fail me now, c'mon.
Sarah: Okay Chuck, that's enough. Run; I'm gonna try and stay and defuse it.
Chuck: No, I'm not leaving you here.
Sarah: Go, that is an order.
Chuck: [Indignant] No.
[Sarah draws her pistol and aims it at Chuck]
Sarah: I said go!
Chuck: Oh, I see, so you're gonna shoot me to prevent me from being blown up; that's a great plan.
Sarah: Why are you so stubborn?
Chuck: Actually, I consider this a rare moment of courage. I don't know where it's coming from; I guess you just bring out the worst in me.
Sarah: And you in me.
Chuck: It was nice knowing ya.
[Sarah looks up at him desperately when the timer ticks below five seconds and impulsively kisses him. They both stop as they realize that the bomb had failed to detonate]
Sarah: [out of breath] Well, the good news is we're alive and the bad news is that this is kind of an uncomfortable moment right now.
Chuck: This is completely comfortable on my end...just saying.
Chuck: Okay. Okay, Intersect: flash! Show me how to do this.
Sarah: Did you flash?
Chuck: No, nothing. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby, don't fail me now, c'mon.
Sarah: Okay Chuck, that's enough. Run; I'm gonna try and stay and defuse it.
Chuck: No, I'm not leaving you here.
Sarah: Go, that is an order.
Chuck: [Indignant] No.
[Sarah draws her pistol and aims it at Chuck]
Sarah: I said go!
Chuck: Oh, I see, so you're gonna shoot me to prevent me from being blown up; that's a great plan.
Sarah: Why are you so stubborn?
Chuck: Actually, I consider this a rare moment of courage. I don't know where it's coming from; I guess you just bring out the worst in me.
Sarah: And you in me.
Chuck: It was nice knowing ya.
[Sarah looks up at him desperately when the timer ticks below five seconds and impulsively kisses him. They both stop as they realize that the bomb had failed to detonate]
Sarah: [out of breath] Well, the good news is we're alive and the bad news is that this is kind of an uncomfortable moment right now.
Chuck: This is completely comfortable on my end...just saying.
[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.