Chuck quotes

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Chuck: [about Sarah meeting his family for the first time] Meeting the family's kind of a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.

Chuck: [about the Intersect] ....scary, exciting, your hormones are all out of whack, you're really discovering your body!

Chuck: [after hearing Sarah make several outrageous demands for the wedding] What the heck was that?
Ellie: I think I created a monster.
Chuck: Yeah, well... 'Cause I work... I work... I work at the Buy More, and that stuff sounds kind of pricey.
Ellie: Maybe you could just pick up a few extra shifts... Or rob a bank.
Chuck: [having just robbed a bank] Ha! You...

Chuck: [After Morgan comes rushing to Chuck to tell about the birth of Clara] General, General, can we borrow a van?
General Beckman: Agent Bartowski, you just arrested Alexei Volkoff and obtained the Hydra Network we have spent the last 20 years searching for. Lieutenant, get this man a chopper.

Chuck: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Did you spike the punch?
Morgan: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.

Chuck: [as Morgan brings him to pole dancing] Morgan, what sort of hand-to-hand combat did you sign us up for?
Morgan: Strip-kick. Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of krav maga with the intense core workout of pole dancing. I saw an infomercial on it.

Chuck: [As Sarah is defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for who you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.
Sarah: You still love me?
Chuck: Sorry, what? What? Did I? Those weren't the best last words, were they?

Chuck: [knocks down a bad guy while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!

Chuck: [Mary is driving nearly 100 mph and aiming her gun at him] Mom? You hit one pot-hole and this ride gets very messy very quick.

Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you. [closes door]

Chuck: [outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Morgan: Over my dead body Chuck.
Sarah: [breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
Morgan: You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Yeah.
Morgan: Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Sarah: Ten.
Morgan: Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]

Chuck: [over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.

Chuck: [regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are these people sleeping?
Casey: They're not sleeping.
Sarah: They were killed, Chuck, and we wanna know why.
Chuck: [putting the pictures down] I have no idea.
Casey: Well, look again.
Chuck: I would rather not. It's kind of creepy.

Chuck: [Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.
Casey: Casey. What do you need?
Sarah: A little bored, Casey?
Casey: Dear God, give me something to do!

Chuck: [stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.
Jill:What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!