Chuck quotes

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Sarah: Any luck with the....
Chuck: Tests? You'd have heard. By that I mean you would have heard my giant sigh of relief. Even in Moscow.
Sarah: You'll get it back soon enough.
Casey: When? What's the timeline?
Chuck: I'm hoping very soon.
Casey: I haven't been on a mission in a month. I wake up with my trigger finger twitching. It's itchy. Literally it itches.

Sarah: Are you awake? Can you hear me, Chuck? I love you, Chuck. Nothing's ever going to change that. And if you asked me for real, my answer would be "yes."

Sarah: Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent to this assignment!
Chuck: So "Jenni" with an "i" or would that be-
[Sarah takes the pencil Chuck's holding]
Sarah: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!
[Throws the pencil at a picture of Chuck and Sarah, embedding it in Chuck's picture]
Sarah: You got that?
Chuck I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

Sarah: Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it!
General Beckman: He's a spy until I say he isn't!
Sarah: General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...
Casey: What is it?
Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: [Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.
Sarah: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.
General Beckman: What?
Sarah: Check his room.
Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.

Sarah: Chuck's not wrong very often.
Casey: But he's annoying all the time.

Sarah: Chuck, he knows you're the Intersect. We have to go into 24-hour protective detail until further notice.
Chuck: What exactly does that mean?
Sarah: It means we can't break up. And we have to move in together.
[Noticing Ellie, Awesome and Morgan]
Sarah: Well, Ellie's watching; we'd better sell it.
[They hug]
Chuck: Are you sure about this? I mean he's a really tough guy. Maybe he won't talk.
Sarah: Chuck, everyone talks.

Sarah: Chuck, I'm not leaving my husband on a mission.

Sarah: Chuck, if we get caught because you sneeze, we are officially the worst spies in the world.
Chuck: I know, bad Three Stooges. I get it and I won't. But man it is dusty!

Sarah: Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.
Chuck: Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we? She knows my mom.
Sarah: Fine, but you can't just whip questions out to somebody like Heather Chandler. It's not gonna work. This needs to be a real interrogation.
Chuck: Good cop, bad cop.
Sarah: How about tough cop, silent cop?
Chuck: Okie dokie, which one am I?

Sarah: Chuck, you found it. What's the matter?
Chuck: I can't afford it. If we bought it yesterday, with our fortune, we'd own it. But now...I'm so sorry, Sarah.
Sarah: Well, so what. We knew this wasn't going to be easy and we didn't get married because we thought life was easy, we got married so that we could be there for each other when things got tough. That we could work through things together, rich or poor.
Chuck: But how are we gonna do this? We gotta start over.
Sarah: Well it's okay, we'll get new clients and we haven't lost everything. We still have Castle and the store.
Chuck: Buy More.
Sarah: The Buy More.
Chuck: The Buy More, we use the store to support the spy team, we take the profits and put them into Carmichael Industries until both companies can make money. But in order for that to work, the store has to actually make profit.
Sarah: We can do that.
Chuck: We can do that. What about me though? You and Casey are super spies, Morgan's the Intersect. Who am I? What's my job?
Sarah: Chuck, you're our leader.

Sarah: Chuck, you're a gift. You're a gift I never dreamed I could want, or need and every day I will show you that you're a gift that I deserve. You make me the best person I could ever hope to be and I wanna spend, and learn, and love, the rest of my life with you.

Sarah: Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.
Shaw: We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.
Casey: I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.

Sarah: Come any closer and I shoot!
Casey: ...You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

Sarah: Done [ rips up her prenup]
Chuck; You don't have to do that.
Sarah: Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?
[Chuck pulls out his own prenup]
Sarah: That is so not cool.
Chuck: Just read it.
Sarah: I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.
Chuck: The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.

Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
Ellie: It's just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I want it to be us, you know, taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do. I'm gonna go get us some more wine.