Chuck: No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?
Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna: He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna: I'm just sayin', I know a guy, very reasonable...His rates, I mean, not him.
Morgan: Way to think outside of the box, Anna, me likey! What do you say Chuck?
Chuck: Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!
. . .
Chuck: You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna did you?
Casey: No. Why, you want me to kill him?
Chuck: No! No, just curious...

Chuck: No, no I'm not letting you shoot a tiger. They're endangered and majestic.

Chuck: Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.
Zamir: Come on.
Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.
Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood?
Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?

Chuck: Oh, and I'm gonna need to borrow your girlfriend.
Morgan: Oh, dude she's all yours.

Chuck: Ooh! Ugh! Oh my God! This is unbearable! My back is killing me, my wrists are chafing!
Cole: This is going to get ugly. What level is his pain tolorance?
Sarah: I'd say about 1 out of 10.
Chuck: What? A one? I'd say I'm at least an 8.
Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't even started yet.
Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a 1.

Chuck: Perving out on Gertrude. Weird move Casey.

Chuck: Right my vows. My turn for vows. They just don't cut it. I'm sorry , Sarah. How do I express the depth of my love for you. Or my dreams for our future, or the fact that I will fight for you every day. Or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can't express that. Don't do it justice. they just don't cut it. So no vows. I'll just prove it to you every day for the rest of our lives. You can count on me.
Season 5

Chuck: Sarah! Sarah. look I know you have to go...
Sarah: [she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.
Chuck: Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.
Sarah: Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.
Chuck: Got it. See you in prison!

Chuck: Sarah, I'm not going to move in with you... Because I can't... And you know why I can't... I'm crazy about you. And I always have been. Having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is... I mean everyday and being around each other and --and that's why I can't do it. I hope you understand.
Sarah: I do.
Chuck: Thank you.
[Starts to leave then stops]
Chuck: Oh and, uh, just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day. I will! And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't!!

Chuck: Sarah? [Chuck is dreaming that Sarah rises from his bed in black lingerie]
Sarah Yes Chuck.
Chuck: This is a dream.
Sarah: No, it isn't.
Chuck: C'mon, who are we kidding here? This is clearly my subconscious at work. On behalf of my conscious self, I'd like to apologize. I'm normally far more respectful of women, even in my dreams. It's just that anxiety and fear can really affect your dream life.
Sarah: And what are you afraid of?
Chuck: I watched you kill that FULCRUM agent in cold blood, Sarah. I am... I am not like you. Okay? I might have all these government secrets in my brain, but that does not make me a real spy. I, I need to tell you this in reality, not in my dream.
Sarah: Chuck... this isn't a dream.
Chuck: What is it?
Sarah: It's a nightmare!
Chuck: [Chuck wakes up screaming] That's not the way that dream was suppose to go.

Chuck: See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts.
Chuck: That's a good point.

Chuck: She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.
Morgan: Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!

Chuck: So how can you just sit there and watch them die?
Roan: Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
Chuck: I'm not...I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
Roan: No. You're not...Trust me. The lady doth protest too much. But Charles, you have to ask yourself is she worth dying for?
Chuck: Yes.
Roan: Poor boy. Lesson number one for being a spy: never fall in love.
Chuck: Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.

Chuck: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be...valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I don't know, like give up...some secret stuff or...
Sarah: You mean defect?
Chuck: Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October...uh...White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines...Baryshnikov...dancing their way to freedom?
Casey: [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.
Sarah: Why are you bringing this up?
Chuck: Well, she sorta, uh, just...called me.
Casey: She called you? Where?
Chuck: At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew that I had mustard on my tie.

Chuck: So uh...staying with Sarah, huh?
Bryce: Protecting our cover. How are things between you guys?
Chuck: They're good. Good good good. Solid. Why, did she say something?
Bryce: No it's just, she's a beautiful girl, pretending to be your girlfriend. I was afraid you'd let the lines get blurred and fall for her.
Chuck: [scoffs] What me, fall for Sarah? Please.