[Booth is alone at the sperm bank when Stewie Griffin from Family Guy appears on a TV]
Stewie: Why are you here at the bank, Booth?
Booth: [startled] AH!
Stewie: You've got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man!
[Booth turns off the TV]
Booth: [to himself] That's impossible.
[The TV suddenly turns itself back on]
Stewie: And yet we converse.
Booth: [Yelps and backs himself up against a wall]
Stewie: [looking at some magazines on a table] Ooh, look! A pile of porn! Delicious! Give me a peek, Booth. Mmm? Just a little peek at a booby? Please?
[Booth unplugs the television and the screen goes black again. As he turns around, the TV turns itself on again.]
Stewie: What's your problem? You're threatened by a cute, harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby, don't you?
Booth: Of course I do, it's just... I want her to have a baby because it's what she wants.
Stewie: And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?
Booth: It's what she wants!
Nurse: [speaking from outside the room] Are you okay in there, Mr. Booth?
Booth: Uh, I'm fine. Just, uh, fine, thank you. [to Stewie] Listen, could you just go away now, okay? I don't need your help.
Stewie: You know, you're not a bad looking fellow, and if you'd just keep an open mind...
Booth: Go back to cartoon land, wherever you came from. Leave!
Stewie: You sure? I'm good at pretend games.
[Booth uses the remote control to turn the TV off.]
Booth: [Shakes his head] That wasn't possible.
Stewie: Why are you here at the bank, Booth?
Booth: [startled] AH!
Stewie: You've got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man!
[Booth turns off the TV]
Booth: [to himself] That's impossible.
[The TV suddenly turns itself back on]
Stewie: And yet we converse.
Booth: [Yelps and backs himself up against a wall]
Stewie: [looking at some magazines on a table] Ooh, look! A pile of porn! Delicious! Give me a peek, Booth. Mmm? Just a little peek at a booby? Please?
[Booth unplugs the television and the screen goes black again. As he turns around, the TV turns itself on again.]
Stewie: What's your problem? You're threatened by a cute, harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby, don't you?
Booth: Of course I do, it's just... I want her to have a baby because it's what she wants.
Stewie: And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?
Booth: It's what she wants!
Nurse: [speaking from outside the room] Are you okay in there, Mr. Booth?
Booth: Uh, I'm fine. Just, uh, fine, thank you. [to Stewie] Listen, could you just go away now, okay? I don't need your help.
Stewie: You know, you're not a bad looking fellow, and if you'd just keep an open mind...
Booth: Go back to cartoon land, wherever you came from. Leave!
Stewie: You sure? I'm good at pretend games.
[Booth uses the remote control to turn the TV off.]
Booth: [Shakes his head] That wasn't possible.
[Booth is alone at the sperm bank when Stewie Griffin from Family Guy appears on a TV]
Stewie : Why are you here at the bank, Booth?
Booth : [startled] AH!
Stewie : You've got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man!
[Booth turns off the TV]
Booth : [to himself] That's impossible.
[The TV suddenly turns itself back on]
Stewie : And yet we converse.
Booth : [Yelps and backs himself up against a wall]
Stewie : [looking at some magazines on a table] Ooh, look! A pile of porn! Delicious! Give me a peek, Booth. Mmm? Just a little peek at a booby? Please?
[Booth unplugs the television and the screen goes black again. As he turns around, the TV turns itself on again.]
Stewie : What's your problem? You're threatened by a cute, harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby, don't you?
Booth : Of course I do, it's just... I want her to have a baby because it's what she wants.
Stewie : And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?
Booth : It's what she wants!
Nurse : [speaking from outside the room] Are you okay in there, Mr. Booth?
Booth : Uh, I'm fine. Just, uh, fine, thank you. [to Stewie] Listen, could you just go away now, okay? I don't need your help.
Stewie : You know, you're not a bad looking fellow, and if you'd just keep an open mind...
Booth : Go back to cartoon land, wherever you came from. Leave!
Stewie : You sure? I'm good at pretend games.
[Booth uses the remote control to turn the TV off.]
Booth : [Shakes his head] That wasn't possible.
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