Texas Ranger: How do you think they died?
Oklahoma Officer: They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
Texas Ranger: Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
[...]
Booth: Twins conjoined at the ass!
Oklahoma Officer: Oh, they are definitely from Texas.
Oklahoma Officer: They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
Texas Ranger: Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
[...]
Booth: Twins conjoined at the ass!
Oklahoma Officer: Oh, they are definitely from Texas.
Texas Ranger : How do you think they died?
Oklahoma Officer : They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
Texas Ranger : Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
[...]
Booth : Twins conjoined at the ass!
Oklahoma Officer : Oh, they are definitely from Texas.
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