Vir Cotto: [Practicing his greetings to Londo's wives] It is a pleasure to meet you. It is a pleasure to meet you! It is a pleasure to meet you.
Michael Garibaldi: [Notices Vir talking to himself and approaches] Gonna introduce me, Vir?
Vir: You must think I look odd right now... [an alien passes by with Garibaldi staring].
Garibaldi: Well, I guess it's a little relative... [referring to the alien's strange appearance]
Vir: Actually, it's relatives. I'm here to pick up some women.
Garibaldi: You'll have more luck at bars.
Vir: No, I...
Garibaldi: Just kidding.
[Vir laughs]
Garibaldi: So, who are these women? Diplomats?
Vir: Oh, Ambassador Mollari's three wives.
Garibaldi: Whoa! A harem! The lucky dog. [a Centauri woman walks in]
Timov: Are you Vir?!
Vir: Yes!
Timov: I am Timov, daughter of Alguhl. You will take me to my husband.
Vir: I was told there'd be three of you...
Timov: [Looks at Garibaldi] Who is this?
Vir: Uhh...
Timov: No never mind. I said you'd take me. Is your hearing deficient?
Vir: No, but I do have a...
Timov: Then let's be off! [Walks away]
Vir: It is a pleasure to meet you!

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