Headmaster: Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
Headmaster: Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.
Katara: (in shock) My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.
Headmaster: That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school [standing up for emphasis]! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?
Sokka: Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. (in a fierce tone) YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!
Headmaster: That's what I like to hear.
[Aang, Katara, and Sokka leave; with Sokka walking in a manly-like manner]

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