Zuko: Why am I so bad at being good?

Zuko: Why did you do it?
Azula: You're going to have to be a little more specific.
Zuko: Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?
Azula: Can't this wait until morning?
Zuko: (firmly) It can't.
Azula: Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.
Zuko: But why?
Azula: Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.
Zuko: You're lying.
Azula: If you say so.
Zuko: You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.
Azula: (stretching up her arms) Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.

Zuko: You lied to me!
Azula: Like I haven't done that before.

Zuko: [Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around] How am I going to find the Avatar, Uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
[Cut to Sokka, looking at a similar map, which is blank]
Sokka: [to Aang] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Aang: No but I know it's near water [zooms out to show the ocean below]
Sokka: We must be getting close, then.

Zuko:(attemping to inspire Sokka to not quit and stay at the prison and rescue his dad) No, its not Sokka. Look you're going to fail a lot before things work out...
Sokka: This is supposed to make me feel better?!?!
Zuko: Even though you'll probably fail over and over again...
Sokka: Seriously you're not helping!
Zuko: You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.

(A mugger approaches Iroh in an alley)
Mugger: You! Hand over your money!
(Iroh looks down and notices the mugger's unstable stance)
Iroh: What are you doing?
Mugger: I'm mugging you!
Iroh: With that stance??
Mugger: Wha... What are you talking about? Just give me your money, old man!
Iroh: With that stance you are unbalanced and can be easily knocked over.
(Iroh knocks mugger down and then helps him up)
Iroh: With a solid stance you are a much more serious threat!

(Aang is dreaming)
Aang: Your reign of tyranny is over, Fire Lord. I'm taking you down!
Ozai: Do you really think you can take me down? You're not even wearing pants!
Aang: No, Fire Lord Ozai. You're not wearing pants!
Ozai: (screams) My royal parts are showing!

(Aang lies down to sleep)
Aang: Goodnight, Katara. Goodnight, Sokka. Goodnight, Toph. Goodnight,Appa. Goodnight, Momo. Goodnight Appa and Momo-
Toph: GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!

(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the Spirit World)
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.

(Aang's hallucinating a fight between Momo and Appa, then Guru Pathik comes by flying on a cloud, with six arms, playing a sitar with lower arms, while holding bowls of onion and banana juice with middle arms, upper arms waving aimlessly, singing:)
Guru Pathik: Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! Chakras, chakras! Chakra sandwich tastes good! Yum!

(Aang's is daydreaming about professing his love for Katara)
Aang: Invasion, all aboard for the invasion.
Katara: You don't look so good, are you sure that you can't lie down and take a little nap?
Aang: I told you, I can't go to sleep.
Katara: Aang, staying up all night can't be good for you.
Aang: Actually staying up all night has given me some time to think and I've realized some big things Katara.
Katara:What big things?
Aang: I'm seeing everything so clearly now, what really matters, why I'm really doing this, I'm doing it to save the world, but more than that. I'm doing it for the people I love. I'm doing it for you, Katara.
Katara: Aang, what are you saying?
Aang: I'm saying...I love you.
(Aang gives Katara a peck on the lips, then they start kissing passionately)
Katara: What are we doing?
Aang: What our hearts have been telling us to do for a long, long time. Baby, you're my forever girl.
(Aang goes back to reality)
Katara:Aang?
Aang: Huh?
Katara: I was just saying you should take a nap.
Aang: Oh...I guess I kinda drifted off into a daydream.
Katara: What was your dream about?
Aang: Uh...living underwater?
Katara: Sounds neat!

(after a cave-in seperates Aang and Katara from the rest of the group, Sokka digs furiously at the rubble for a moment before giving up)
Chong: Yeah, it's no use. We're seperated. (holds up guitar) But at least you have us!
(Sokka wails in anguish and begins digging twice as hard)

(After explaining their great-grandfather Sozin's history to Zuko)
Azula: In the end, he died a very old and successful man.
Zuko: But how did he die?
Azula: Didn't you pay any attention in school, Zuko? He died peacefully in his sleep; he was ancient.

(After Hakoda shoves a prisoner to start a riot)
Prisoner with Scar on his Face: Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings.
Hakoda: Aren't you mad at me?
Prisoner with Scar on his Face: Well, normally I would be, but I've been learning to control my anger.

(as Iroh and the Pai Sho Player leave the back room)
Zuko: What's going on? Is the club meeting over?
Iroh: Everything is taken care of. We're heading to Ba-Sing-Se.
Zuko: Ba-Sing-Se? Why would we go to the Earth Kingdom capital?
Pai Sho Player: The city is filled with refugees. No one will notice two more.
Iroh: We can hide in plain sight there and it's the safest place in the world from the Fire Nation. Even I couldn't break through to the city.