Sokka: Wait! Toph, Aang, stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.
Azula: Not true. I'm giving it my all.
Toph: You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!
Azula: Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.
Toph (angrily): I'll roll your whole head!
Sokka: She's just baiting you again.

Sokka: We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, [to Iroh] no offense.
Iroh: None taken.

Sokka: We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
Toph: (Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).
[Pause]
Toph: It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

Sokka: Well, I am a fan of secret rivers...Alright. We can stay one more day.
Aang: Yeah! Flameo, hotman.
Sokka: Flameo?

Sokka: Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the Loser Lord.
Ozai: I am the Phoenix King. (with a groan he falls facedown)
Toph: Oh sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whooped.
Suki: Yeah, or how about King of the... guys who... don't win?
Toph: Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

Sokka: What do you mean, Aang doesn't "exist." Do you mean he's, you know, dead?
June: Nope, we could find him if he were dead. Ah, that's a real headscratcher. See ya!
Toph: Helpful, real Helpful!
Zuko: Wait, I have another idea. There's only one other person in this world who can help us face the firelord. I'll be right back with a smell sample.

Sokka: Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.

Sokka: You can't really tell the future.
Katara: I guess you're not really getting wet then.
[Platypus bear egg flies out of Sokka's hands]
Sokka: Ah ah aha ah ah [starts gibbering] Of course she predicted it was gonna rain. The sky's been gray all day!
Katara: Just admit you might be wrong and you can come under the umbrella.
Sokka: Look, I'm gonna predict the future now. It's going to keep drizzling. See?
[Rain stops and becomes sunny]
Aang: Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.

Sokka: You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!
Suki: We were just in town and we saw this poster! [reveals poster about the play]
Katara: What? How is that possible?
Sokka: Listen to this: "The Boy In The Iceberg is a production of acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim. We scoured the globe gathering information about the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. Sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

Sokka: You know, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly!
Katara: (sarcastically) That is a BIG relief!

Sokka: You want to walk into a Fire Nation town when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?

Sokka: Zuko, stop moving. I'm trying to capture the moment. I wanted to do a painting so we always remember the good times together.
Katara: That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. (sees the painting, her eyes narrow) Wait. Why did you give me Momo's ears?
Sokka: [offended] Those are your hair loops!
Zuko: (comes over, eyes narrowed also.) At least you don't look like boar-cupine. My hair is not that spiky!
Mai: I look like a man.
Suki: And why did you paint me firebending?
Sokka: I thought it would look more exciting that way
[Momo makes a sound]
Sokka: Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?
Iroh: Hey, my belly is not that big anymore. I really trimmed down.
Toph: Well, I think you all look perfect.
(They all laugh because Toph is blind so she can't see Sokka's painting)
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Sokka: [feeling proud to wear the Kyoshi uniform] Bravery and Honor.
[Aang passes by and pops his head at the door]
Aang: Hey Sokka! Nice dress!

Sokka: [straining at his bonds] Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
Suki: There were no men. We ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
Sokka: Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
Suki: A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.
Katara: No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.

Soldier 1: Hey! Did you throw that egg?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: Did you see who did it?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: That egg had to've come from somewhere.
Zuko: Maybe a chicken flew over.