Cyril: Every single time we come here, we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
Malory: Well you've only been here twice.
Ray: Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
Archer/Lana: Don't ask.
Pam: And follow-up, did those dastardly dagoes kill him and then dress him up like a big, giant penis, or...
Malory: Oh, God, that reminds me. KRIEGER!
Krieger: Yeah, I found it!
Cyril: Found what?
Archer/Lana: Don't ask!
Krieger: Can I keep it?
Cheryl: Keep what?
Archer/Lana: Don't ask!
Malory: Just get it out of here, please!
Krieger: Yeah, take that tone.

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