Pam: This deuce aint gonna drop itself!
Archer: You realise I can never unhear that? ... Why are you crying?
Pam: Because I got ripped in a bar last night and I was trying to beat my record for cramming pool balls in my mouth when some a-hole slaps me on the back and...
Archer: No! You swallowed a pool ball?
Pam: I wish just one. And I've still got two to go, so if you don't mind. [Closes door]
Archer: Pam, wait! I had something... what was it? ... Uh, something about stripes and solids.

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