Lana: [about Conway] And what do we know about this guy?
Archer: Only that he's uncircumcised.
Lana: [Pause] Okay, glossing over how you know that--
Archer: We touched penises.
Lana: NO, GLOSSING! But wait, an uncircumsized Jewish guy? Isn't that kinda weird to you?
Archer: What's weird about that? I'm not Jewish but I am circum--
Lana: That's not how it works!
Archer: Oh Lana, I think we both know it works just fine.

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