Angel: I helped save the world, you know.
Spike: Like I haven't.
Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Spike: Oh, please.
Angel: Closed the Hellmouth.
Spike: I've done that.
Angel: Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine.
Spike: Do those really count as saving the world?
Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes.
Spike: She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
Spike: Like I haven't.
Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Spike: Oh, please.
Angel: Closed the Hellmouth.
Spike: I've done that.
Angel: Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine.
Spike: Do those really count as saving the world?
Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes.
Spike: She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
Angel : I helped save the world, you know.
Spike : Like I haven't.
Angel : Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Spike : Oh, please.
Angel : Closed the Hellmouth.
Spike : I've done that.
Angel : Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine.
Spike : Do those really count as saving the world?
Angel : I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Spike : Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Angel : Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes.
Spike : She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
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