Agent Hogarth: ALF called again? What happened to William Tanner?
Agent McNeil: He is still in police custody.
Agent Hogarth: Well, Tanner cannot be two places at once. Any idea who or what ALF is?
Agent McNeil: I found "Alabama Lunatic Fringe" and "American Laundry Federation".
Agent Hogarth: OK, ALF, what is it?
ALF{over radio}: I need to speak to the President.
Agent Hogarth: He is indisposed.
ALF: The bathroom again?
Agent Hogarth: No, Sale of the Century! Well, OK, give me one moment. Please hold. calling the president Sir, there is an ALF who needs to speak with you...Are you sure you want to take this?...Very well...returning to ALF...Go ahead ALF.
President Reagan: Hello?
ALF: Mr. President, I need to speak to you about the bombs.
President Reagan: Please do not mention Bedtime for Bonzo. I was under contract to make that!
Agent McNeil: He is still in police custody.
Agent Hogarth: Well, Tanner cannot be two places at once. Any idea who or what ALF is?
Agent McNeil: I found "Alabama Lunatic Fringe" and "American Laundry Federation".
Agent Hogarth: OK, ALF, what is it?
ALF{over radio}: I need to speak to the President.
Agent Hogarth: He is indisposed.
ALF: The bathroom again?
Agent Hogarth: No, Sale of the Century! Well, OK, give me one moment. Please hold. calling the president Sir, there is an ALF who needs to speak with you...Are you sure you want to take this?...Very well...returning to ALF...Go ahead ALF.
President Reagan: Hello?
ALF: Mr. President, I need to speak to you about the bombs.
President Reagan: Please do not mention Bedtime for Bonzo. I was under contract to make that!
Agent Hogarth : ALF called again? What happened to William Tanner?
Agent McNeil : He is still in police custody.
Agent Hogarth : Well, Tanner cannot be two places at once. Any idea who or what ALF is?
Agent McNeil : I found "Alabama Lunatic Fringe" and "American Laundry Federation".
Agent Hogarth : OK, ALF, what is it?
ALF {over radio}: I need to speak to the President.
Agent Hogarth : He is indisposed.
ALF : The bathroom again?
Agent Hogarth : No, Sale of the Century ! Well, OK, give me one moment. Please hold. calling the president Sir, there is an ALF who needs to speak with you...Are you sure you want to take this?...Very well... returning to ALF ...Go ahead ALF.
President Reagan : Hello?
ALF : Mr. President, I need to speak to you about the bombs.
President Reagan : Please do not mention Bedtime for Bonzo . I was under contract to make that!
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