[the Solomons confront Tommy about his cooking skills]
Sally: I can't believe it! You can cook!
Harry: You
Tommy: No, no, I can't cook! I swear!
Dick: Well, then how do you explain this? (indicates oregano and rosemary on the table)
Tommy: This, uh...is marijuana!
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!!
Tommy: No, no, it's pot! I swear! I smoke it with my friends. I like to... toke up on the..fat daddies...uh...dude...
Sally: Ugh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
Dick: I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall, he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him coming out of the Williams and Sonoma!
Harry: (picks up vial of white powder) Oh, Tommy! (opens, tastes what's inside) it's confectioner's sugar!
Dick: Confectioner's sugar? So you've been baking, too?! (hugs Sally) Look what your selfishness has done to Sally! Get out of my sight!
Tommy: (starts to leave)
Dick: Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.
Sally: (nods) Yeah, me too.
Sally: I can't believe it! You can cook!
Harry: You
Tommy: No, no, I can't cook! I swear!
Dick: Well, then how do you explain this? (indicates oregano and rosemary on the table)
Tommy: This, uh...is marijuana!
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!!
Tommy: No, no, it's pot! I swear! I smoke it with my friends. I like to... toke up on the..fat daddies...uh...dude...
Sally: Ugh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
Dick: I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall, he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him coming out of the Williams and Sonoma!
Harry: (picks up vial of white powder) Oh, Tommy! (opens, tastes what's inside) it's confectioner's sugar!
Dick: Confectioner's sugar? So you've been baking, too?! (hugs Sally) Look what your selfishness has done to Sally! Get out of my sight!
Tommy: (starts to leave)
Dick: Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.
Sally: (nods) Yeah, me too.
[the Solomons confront Tommy about his cooking skills]
Sally: I can't believe it! You can cook!
Harry: You
Tommy: No, no, I can't cook! I swear!
Dick: Well, then how do you explain this? ( indicates oregano and rosemary on the table )
Tommy: This, uh...is marijuana!
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!!
Tommy: No, no, it's pot! I swear! I smoke it with my friends. I like to... toke up on the..fat daddies...uh...dude...
Sally: Ugh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
Dick: I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall, he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him coming out of the Williams and Sonoma!
Harry: ( picks up vial of white powder ) Oh, Tommy! ( opens, tastes what's inside ) it's confectioner's sugar!
Dick: Confectioner's sugar? So you've been baking, too?! ( hugs Sally ) Look what your selfishness has done to Sally! Get out of my sight!
Tommy: ( starts to leave )
Dick: Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.
Sally: ( nods ) Yeah, me too.
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