Dennis: Hi. Dennis Duffy, Beeper King.
Jack: The Beeper King, really?
Liz: Dennis has his own business. Yes, he's an entrepreneur. He's very successful.
Dennis: You've probably seen my ads on the seven train, right?
Jack: I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.
Liz: It's cod, it's uh, they made it special. Dennis has some dietary restrictions.
Dennis: Actually, I'm allergic to all fish unless it's fried, you know.
Jack: That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
Dennis: That douchebag up front made me wear it.
Jack: Does he know you're the Beeper King?
Dennis: I don't think so.
Liz: Anyway, thanks for the hook-up. This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.
Dennis: Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.
Liz: No rat talk tonight, okay.
Dennis: [to Jack] You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
Jack: I think I read about that in The New Yorker. [pause] Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.
Jack: The Beeper King, really?
Liz: Dennis has his own business. Yes, he's an entrepreneur. He's very successful.
Dennis: You've probably seen my ads on the seven train, right?
Jack: I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.
Liz: It's cod, it's uh, they made it special. Dennis has some dietary restrictions.
Dennis: Actually, I'm allergic to all fish unless it's fried, you know.
Jack: That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
Dennis: That douchebag up front made me wear it.
Jack: Does he know you're the Beeper King?
Dennis: I don't think so.
Liz: Anyway, thanks for the hook-up. This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.
Dennis: Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.
Liz: No rat talk tonight, okay.
Dennis: [to Jack] You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
Jack: I think I read about that in The New Yorker. [pause] Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.
Dennis : Hi. Dennis Duffy, Beeper King.
Jack : The Beeper King, really?
Liz : Dennis has his own business. Yes, he's an entrepreneur. He's very successful.
Dennis : You've probably seen my ads on the seven train, right?
Jack : I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.
Liz : It's cod, it's uh, they made it special. Dennis has some dietary restrictions.
Dennis : Actually, I'm allergic to all fish unless it's fried, you know.
Jack : That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
Dennis : That douchebag up front made me wear it.
Jack : Does he know you're the Beeper King?
Dennis : I don't think so.
Liz : Anyway, thanks for the hook-up. This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.
Dennis : Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.
Liz : No rat talk tonight, okay.
Dennis : [to Jack] You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
Jack : I think I read about that in The New Yorker . [pause] Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.
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