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Michelle Dessler: I'll go anywhere with you��as long as I don't have to cook.
Tony: Sweetheart, if you promise not to cook, I will take you with me anywhere.

Michelle: I just got off the phone with Ed Mueller.
George Mason: How is it going with Jack and Nina.
Michelle: He doesnt't know. Apparently, Jack drugged him and got on the plane without him.
George Mason: Please tell me you're kidding.
Michelle: (Shakes her head) What do you want me to do?
George Mason: He is on a plane to Vasailla. There is nothing anyone can do [...]

Miles Papazian: What's Bauer doing on Flight 520?
Buchanan: You have no idea what you're dealing with, you little ass-kisser.

Milo Pressman: What do you think they're going to do to Jack?
Tony: Not going to name a street after him, that's for sure.

Nina: He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say 'hello' and then he's going to turn the gun on himself.
Jack: We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself.

Nina: I'll only get the pardon if I stop the bomb. Why wouldn't I do everything I can?
Jack: Because you're worse than a traitor, Nina. You don't even have a cause. You don't believe in anything. You would sell anyone and everything out to the highest bidder. So stop wasting my time! Give me a name!

Nina: I'm sorry, Jack. I wanted to believe that you'd changed, but I can feel it. You're lying.

Nina: Tony, I need you to do something for me.
Tony: For you or for Jack.

Nina: You really did break Salazar out of prison.
Jack: I'm not the man you knew before.
Nina: Well, I don't know about that.
[Nina begins to caress Jack.]
Nina: But for 20 million dollars, I'm gonna keep an open mind. So, Jack��if we're gonna go forward with this, I have to know one thing. Are you gonna be able to forgive me for killing Teri?
Jack: If I wanted revenge, Nina, I would have killed you already. You know that. It's like I said, I just want to finish this deal and disappear for good.
Nina: Convince me.

Nina: You're lying.
Jack: Yes I am. But you're still going to have to trust me.

Nina: [on her betraying CTU] It didn't have to be like this, Jack. I never meant for this to be personal.
Jack: It felt pretty personal when you killed my wife.
Nina: I had to. Teri overheard something that compromised my escape route.
Jack: What about bombing CTU? All those people you used to work with?
Nina: I didn't bomb CTU, I just sold the plans.
Jack: You believe what you have to, Nina, but you killed your friends.
Nina: SHUT UP, JACK! SHUT UP!

Paula Schaeffer: I didn't know how you liked intel presented impromptu. Whether you like it sorted chronologically with an alphabetical key or if you just like separate folders with access tabs...
Tony: Uhh��I don't really care.

Peter Kingsley: Look, I need the chip, so let's not be pigs here. You tell Ronnie where the chip is, I authorize a large sum--large enough to compensate any kind of guilt you might feel about this.
Jack: It's not for sale.
Kingsley: If someone wants to buy it, it's for sale.
Jack: How can you justify starting a war to profit from the outcome?
Kingsley: We're just controlling the chaos, that's all.
Jack: No, you're causing it.
Kingsley: Let's not waste any time trying to bridge each other's differences. There's only one thing we need to agree on--a price.
Jack: I already gave you my answer.
Kingsley: When Ronnie's finished working on you, you'll give me another.

Richard Walsh: How are you doing?
Jack: I can't complain.
Richard Walsh: Can't or won't?

Richard Walsh: If Palmer gets hit, the first African-American with a real shot at the White House, they'll tear this country apart.