10 Things I Hate About You quotes

111 total quotes



All Seasons
 Season 1  



Kat: [after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fund raiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.
Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash.
Bianca: Daddy.
Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash!

Kat: [Patrick], you cannot come in. If my dad sees you here, his head will explode and I'll have to repaint.
Patrick: Your dad's at work, how's he going to see me ... hidden cameras?
Kat': (Serious) Yes.
Patrick: Come on, I'll help you paint. It's the least I can do, I mean, you did get suspended for me.
Kat: Don't flatter yourself. I got suspended for my principles. I just fled the scene with you.

Kat: [to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
Patrick: Why are people scared of you?
Kat:People are not scared of me.
Patrick: Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.

Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

Mandella: So you're not hoping to get a carnation? Not even a little tiny bit?
Kat: From who? Every guy here has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.

Mandella: That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

Michael: 'You're my best friend'? First, you already got a best friend. (points to himself) And second, she's just not that into you.
Cameron: Hey, she's still transitioning into seeing me as a viable heterosexual.

Michael: Cameron, how's it going?
Cameron: Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

Ms. Sommers: Kat, astronauts on the international space station can see that you're a feminist.

Old Lady: Go after him already. Seize the moment. Life is short, trust me - I know.
Kat: You're old, I get it. (walks around her again)
Old Lady: Ooh.
(Bianca runs up to Kat's side)

Patrick Verona: We takin' my Bike?
Walter Stratford: Please tell me he's talking about his ten speed.
Kat Stratford: Don't worry we're taking my car.

Patrick Verona: You can go.
Kat Stratford: No. no, no ,no. I'm not gonna go.
Patrick Verona: Because you're obsessed with me.

Patrick: (Deciding where to eat) How 'bout Hell's Steakhouse, I'm dying for a rib-eye.
Kat: You know I don't eat anything with a face.
Patrick: They usually cut that part off before they serve it to you.
Kat: You don't say? How 'bout Vegan Nirvana?
Patrick: No thanks, I'll just chew on a tree and save twenty bucks.
Kat: You know what�� I'll just drive, we'll find something

Patrick: Do I look like Dr. Phil?