Bianca: Great speech. Very inspiring.
Chastity: Yeah, but no one cried.

Bianca: How do I look?
Kat: Shallow.
Bianca: (happy) Thank You!

Bianca: I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!
Cameron: He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!
(at the Fall Fling)

Bianca: I feel like a poodle at a dessert buffet. What I wouldn't do for a flat iron right about now.
Kat: People could be losing their homes right now and you're worried about your hair. Ugh, you're worse than Anderson Cooper (looks around).
Bianca: Ooh, you're looking for Patrick. You like him.
Kat: No I don't.
Bianca: You want to kiss him.
Kat: Really? Are you five?
Bianca: I'm just excited to know that you're capable of physical attraction. Now, maybe I won't have to suffer the burden of caring for you and your cats when you're old.
Kat: Sorry, can't take you seriously with your hair like this (twirls Bianca's curls).
(Chastity comes up).

Bianca: I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

Bianca: Kat, I need your help.
Kat: Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

Bianca: Mail me to another family.
Delivery Lady: Okay, but first, here's your dad's package.
Bianca: I don't wanna think about my dad's package.

Bianca: Oh my God! I look like a princess! This is my first date, and I'm so excited I think I might pee my pants.

Bianca: Speaking of inflation, can I get an advance on my allowance?
Walter: Stop being a capitalist. I'm not an ATM. You can't just push my buttons and get cash.

Bianca: Spooky

Bianca: [to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
Kat: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teen-aged Kim Jong II.
Bianca: Speak English, you show-off!
Kat: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!

Bianca:(about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.
Cameron: I'm sorry, who?
Bianca: The dictator of North Korea.

Cameron: (referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.
Michael: Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.

Cameron: (spots Patrick and follows behind him) Have you ever done something you've regretted?
Patrick: Giving you advice because you keep coming back.
Cameron: Okay, but have you ever done something you're really sorry about?
Patrick: (spins around and looks at him) What did you do?
Cameron: I think I started the fire.
Patrick: Okay, let me guess you set off a model rocket?
Cameron: How'd you know?
Patrick: Well it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. So, what's the problem?
Cameron: The problem is the guilt is eating me alive. I'm thinking of confessing.
Patrick: Well, it's not like you did it on purpose.
Cameron: You're right. That's it I'll tell them what happened, that it was an accident and I'm really sorry.
Patrick: Yeah, worse case scenario you get 5, 10 years but you can handle prison. And with a face like yours you'll have a husband in no time. (walks away)

Cameron: (talking to Bianca about the soda) Sometimes they take a while to drop.
Patrick: So do your testicles.