Chuck quotes
412 total quotes[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.
[Mary and Casey help Chuck and Hartley escape]
Mary: [to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.
Hartley: [his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.
Mary: Yes, but he's not you. He's a mean, dictatorial, conniving...
Chuck: ...manipulative, amoral...
Casey: ...limey with relatively good teeth.
Hartley: Sounds like I was a monster.
All: You were.
Mary: [to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.
Hartley: [his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.
Mary: Yes, but he's not you. He's a mean, dictatorial, conniving...
Chuck: ...manipulative, amoral...
Casey: ...limey with relatively good teeth.
Hartley: Sounds like I was a monster.
All: You were.
[Morgan is moving out]
Chuck: Where ya gonna go?
Morgan: I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.
Chuck: So, moving to your mom's?
Morgan: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.
Chuck: Where ya gonna go?
Morgan: I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.
Chuck: So, moving to your mom's?
Morgan: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.
[Sarah ambushes Morgan in his office]
Sarah: Hi Morgan.
Morgan: Oh, Sarah..man...
Sarah: We need to have a conversation.
Morgan: Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.
Sarah: I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?
Morgan: Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.
Sarah: Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.
Morgan: Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?
Sarah: I'm a spy. I hate surprises.
Morgan: Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.
Sarah: Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.
Morgan: Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...
Sarah: What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?
Morgan: What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.
Sarah: No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.
Morgan: Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.
Sarah: Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.
Morgan: Okay. Kind of like a double agent.
Sarah: Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.
Morgan: Yeah.
Sarah: And for mine.
Sarah: Hi Morgan.
Morgan: Oh, Sarah..man...
Sarah: We need to have a conversation.
Morgan: Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.
Sarah: I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?
Morgan: Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.
Sarah: Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.
Morgan: Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?
Sarah: I'm a spy. I hate surprises.
Morgan: Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.
Sarah: Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.
Morgan: Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...
Sarah: What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?
Morgan: What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.
Sarah: No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.
Morgan: Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.
Sarah: Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.
Morgan: Okay. Kind of like a double agent.
Sarah: Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.
Morgan: Yeah.
Sarah: And for mine.
[Sarah and Chuck are robbing the First Bank of Macau as a diversion for Vivian]
Chuck: Having fun?
Sarah: A little.
Chuck: Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?
Sarah: Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.
Chuck: Hey!
Sarah: Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!
Chuck: I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!
Chuck: Having fun?
Sarah: A little.
Chuck: Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?
Sarah: Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.
Chuck: Hey!
Sarah: Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!
Chuck: I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!
[Stephen throws a knife at Chuck to prove he's the Intersect and Chuck catches it]
Stephen: I knew it! You downloaded the Intersect 2.0.
Chuck: You threw a knife at my face!
Stephen: Why would you do that, after I worked so hard to get the first one out?
Chuck: Dad! Knife! Face! What if you were wrong?
Stephen: I'm never wrong.
Stephen: I knew it! You downloaded the Intersect 2.0.
Chuck: You threw a knife at my face!
Stephen: Why would you do that, after I worked so hard to get the first one out?
Chuck: Dad! Knife! Face! What if you were wrong?
Stephen: I'm never wrong.
[Team Bartowski has infiltrated a masquerade party}
Chuck: Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.
Sarah: No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.
Chuck: What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?
Chuck: Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.
Sarah: No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.
Chuck: What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?