Mr. Van Driessen: Congratulations, Cassandra. You will go far in life.
Beavis: Heheheheh...tassel.
Mr. Van Driessen: Congratulations, Butt-head. You have many...uh, qualities. (quietly and with a hint of embarrassment) Here's your diploma, Beavis. (While the other students return to their seats, Beavis & Butt-head walk out thinking it was an actual graduation)

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